And there you have it California. President Johnny Pontiac blew in like a reverse Santa Ana wind from the east and pronounced the solution to your problem. Rake the forest. Works for Finland, right?
Well not exactly. It seems as though there are some differences between Johnny Pontiac’s advice and facts, once again. It seems that the year round climate in Finland is about 60 percent wetter than that of California. Not to mention a large portion is covered in snow 4 or 5 months of the year, has more rain than California and many other factors which have nothing to do with raking.
But facts, truth and other sticking points that many of us contend with while raising children, conducting business with integrity and going about our daily lives are of no concern for President Johnny Pontiac.
The main concern for President Pontiac is optics. How does it look? Will the thing that I did or say cause me to become the story and obscure the suffering of others? It always the same script and the only thing that varies are who is getting attacked by President Pontiac. And what ever their suffering, it’s nothing in comparison to President Johnny and the wrong done to him or his family.
A caravan of folks walking up from Guatemala, walking a couple of thousand miles has no suffering in comparison to the persecution felt by Ivanka for ignoring government e-mail guidelines. The thousands of deaths attributable to the hurricane in Puerto Rico are nothing compared to the insults hurled at the paper towel point guard that flew into San Juan for a couple of hours never to be seen again.
And so it goes. President Pontiac thrives off of the challenge issued by Irving Berlin for the 1946 Broadway musical “Annie Get Your Gun”. The line repeated over and over in that song “I can do anything you can do better” is the mantra for President Johnny.
President Johnny can do it better than you, he can insult louder, harder and more hateful than you, and he can be injured more grieveously than people with no electricity, food, water, homes or who have died due to inflated or made up death tolls.
He was doing it long before he got off that escalator and came into our lives on a non-stop basis. It’s as if President Johnny is like some sort of televangelist that has control of our TV’s, our phones, laptops and computers. He pops up at will with a new crisis justifying his need for a new private jet.
We can be hopeful that some combination of scandal, indictments or charismic opposition candidate takes Ole Johnny down in 2020. In the mean time we should all follow his advice and just shut up and rake.